The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"‘Venom: The Last Dance’ be a tale as twisty as a scallywag's tongue after too much rum, I tell ye!"

2024-10-24

Arrr, matey! Tom Hardy be a swashbucklin' scallywag, playin' both Eddie Brock and the slimy beastie that be takin' over him! In this third tale o' the seas, he be givin' a rollickin' one-man show fit to shiver yer timbers! Avast, what a jolly spectacle!

Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a jolly ol' fellow named Tom Hardy, who be takin’ on the mighty dual role o’ Eddie Brock and the fiendish alien parasite that be settlin’ into his bones like a barnacle on a ship’s hull! In this third chapter o' the saga, Hardy be givin’ a performance so grand, ye might think he be a one-man band playin’ the fiddle, the drums, and the bagpipes all at once!

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