The Booty Report

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Coppola be settin' sail fer court, claimin' he just wanted a peck from them ‘Megalopolis’ wenches! Arrr!

2024-09-13

Arrr, matey! Director Francis Ford Coppola be huntin' fer a treasure of $15 million doubloons from that scallywag Variety! It seems he be feelin' wronged, and wants his gold back, or ye might find his cutlass at yer throat! Avast, the high seas of lawsuits be treacherous!

Avast ye! Gather 'round, me hearties, for I’ve news from the seven seas of Hollywood. The great captain of cinema, Francis Ford Coppola, be raisin' a ruckus with the fine folk at that swanky parchment known as Variety. Aye, ye heard right! The buccaneer of the silver screen be demandin’ a treasure of at least $15 million doubloons in damages!

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