The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, matey! Demi's done lettin' blokes gawk—she's hoistin' the sails of her own gaze now!"

2024-09-14

Arrr, matey! The fair lass be spillin' her guts 'bout how her vessel o' flesh and the curse o' fame be shiftin' like the tides after many a year o' swashbucklin' 'neath the spotlight! Aye, it be a right merry tale of jibs and jests!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as this fair lass of the silver screen, much like a mighty ship weatherin' the storm, be spillin' her thoughts on the wild seas of fame and her own bonnie body! Aye, after years adrift in the turbulent waters of the public gaze, she be takin' stock of her vessel—her self, if ye will.

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