The Booty Report

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"Avast! Behold Ralph Fiennes, spouting words so shocking in 'Conclave' ye might spill yer grog!"

2024-10-25

Arrr, matey! This here thespian be donnin' the robes of a cardinal, ponderin' his faith like a landlubber lost at sea! Aye, 'tis a jolly tale spun by the crafty Edward Berger, makin’ ye question the good ship Church while chucklin’ at the folly of it all!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a chap in a crimson robe, a cardinal, they be callin' him. This here actor be takin' on the role of a doubter, a swindler of faith, if ye will! Aye, instead of preachin' from the pulpit, he be scratchin' his noggin, ponderin' over the good ol' church and its shenanigans.

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