The Booty Report

"Arrr! Ye may ne'er lay eyes on Ezra's tale of Prince, 'cause treasure maps be easier to read!"

2024-09-08

Arrr, me hearties! A tale so scandalous it be shakin' the very bones of our pop legend! But fear not, ye scallywags, for this treasure of a film be as elusive as a mermaid’s kiss. Ye likely won’t lay eyes on it, savvy?

Ahoy, matey! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most curious! A newfangled documentary, shiny as a doubloon and brimming with secrets, be set to unveil the mischief of a pop icon, a true siren of the seven seas! It promises to cast a light on the hidden treasures of their life, revealing truths that would make even the saltiest sea dog raise an eyebrow!

But, alas! Here be the rub: ye scallywags will likely never lay yer peepers on this treasure of a film! Aye, it be a right cruel twist of fate, like finding a chest of gold only to discover it’s guarded by a three-headed sea serpent. The powers that be—those landlubbers in charge—may keep this gem locked away in a vault deeper than Davy Jones' locker, leaving us high and dry!

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