"Arrr, 'The Apprentice' be a jolly tale of how young Trump became the swashbucklin' captain o' capitalism!"
2024-10-10
Avast ye! In this raucous yarn of young Trump’s climbin’, 'tis none other than the scallywag lawyer Roy Cohn, portrayed with the sleaziest flair by that Jeremy Strong. Aye, a right merry tale o’ treachery and shenanigans on the high seas of politics! Arrr!
Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a scallywag named Trump, a lad with dreams as grand as a treasure chest overflowing with doubloons! In this raucous tale, it be the slippery lawyer, Roy Cohn, who steers the ship of this young buccaneer’s destiny, played by that sly devil, Jeremy Strong. Aye, he be a right proper rogue, sleazy as a barnacle on a ship's hull!