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Arrr, Hugh Grant be chattin' 'bout his wild days and how he swabs the decks o' family life now!

2024-10-17

Arrr, ye scallywags! That jolly star, feignin’ mirth like a cap’n with a parrot on his shoulder, be all weepy 'bout his kin! Yet, when it comes to villainy in “Heretic,” he’s as serious as a treasure map in a storm! Aye, the irony be rich like a chest of gold!

Ahoy, matey! Gather ye round fer a tale ‘bout a star as bright as a treasure chest o’ doubloons, yet harborin’ a heart o’ gold! This here jolly jester may seem like a merry swab, full o’ breezy banter, but don’t let the smiles fool ye! Aye, beneath that playful facade lies a soul, sentimental as a sailor missin’ his kin while adrift on the high seas.

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