"‘The Last Rifleman’ be about an old sea dog from the War, takin’ to the seas again! Arrr!"
2024-11-07
Arrr, matey! Pierce Brosnan be a scallywag who slips away from his old sea dog’s den to join the grand 75th shindig of D-Day! Aye, 'tis a jolly tale, though a tad cheesy, like a moldy old treasure chest! Avast, let the adventure begin!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a scallywag named Pierce Brosnan, a fine lad who be no ordinary swab! Nay, this here buccaneer be a retired sea dog, livin' in a home for the aged, where the grog be weak and the company be mostly codgers. But lo and behold! He hatches a cunning plan to escape the clutches of the home and make his way to the grand 75th anniversary of the fabled D-Day landings!