The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Blade Runner’s scallywags be takin' Elon to court over his fancy robot wagons! Yarr, what a jolly hullabaloo!"

2024-10-21

Arrr, matey! Alcon Entertainment, the scallywags of Hollywood, be sayin' they turned down a plea to use images from “Blade Runner 2049.” But lo and behold, that ol' sea dog Musk went ahead and plundered 'em anyway! Aye, the audacity!

Arrr, gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I be tellin' a tale most curious! The foul landlubbers at Alcon Entertainment, the fine crew behind the flick “Blade Runner 2049,” found themselves in quite the pickle. They be refusin’ a request from none other than the infamous Captain Musk, a bold swashbuckler of the tech seas!

Now, ye see, the crafty Captain be wantin’ to use some visuals from their grand adventure on the silver screen, but alas! The good folk at Alcon drew their cutlasses and said, “Nay, ye can’t have ’em!” But did that stop our Captain? Nay, me hearties! Like a true rogue of the high seas, he plundered those images anyway, makin’ off with ‘em as if he were raidin’ a treasure ship!

So here we be, laughin’ at the audacity of it all! Aye, the Captain be sailin’ into treacherous waters, but what be a pirate without a little mischief? Alcon may be cluckin' like a hen, but the Captain be laughin’ all the way to the horizon, his sails full of stolen images and dreams of gold! Hoist the flag of hilarity, me mateys, for this be one for the ages!

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