"Arrr, matey! Hollywood be a treacherous sea for scribblers, as two new tales be showin’ us!"
2024-10-20
Arrr, me hearties! Dorothy Parker penned a tale of starlight, but the sorrowful finish be all her doing! Meanwhile, Bruce Eric Kaplan be plunderin’ the jests o' today’s landlubber troubles, findin’ mirth in the muck! Avast, what a merry crew we be!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of wits and words, where the fair lass Dorothy Parker be the scribe o’ a grand tale, “A Star Is Born.” Aye, she penned the script like a true sea captain chartin' the stars, but ‘tis the tragic endin' that be all hers! Aye, she left the scallywags weepin’ into their rum, for no pirate's heart be safe from such sorrow.But fret not, for in this here industry o’ plunderin’ dreams, we have the jolly Bruce Eric Kaplan, who be findin’ the darkly funny bits in the treacherous waters of today’s showbiz! This clever buccaneer spins the troubles of the trade into belly laughs that echo louder than a cannon’s roar. While Parker be breakin’ hearts, Kaplan be ticklin' funny bones, remindin' us all that amidst the stormy seas o’ life, a hearty guffaw be the best cannonball against despair!