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Arrr! New Delhi be diggin' into claims o' bootleg kidney trades, mateys!

2023-12-07

Arrr! The New Delhi city galleon be scopin' out Apollo hospital, mateys! A tale be told by the media, claimin' them scurvy Myanmar folk be sellin' their kidneys to them for organ transplants. Shiver me timbers! <i>Reuters Health Information</i> be the one spillin' the beans!

In a jolly twist of events, the New Delhi city government has set its sights on investigating the Apollo hospital, me hearties! Arr, ye may be wonderin' why they be investigatin' this fine establishment. Well, it seems that a bunch o' Myanmar scallywags have been sellin' their kidneys like a bunch o' landlubbers at a flea market, and this hospital may be involved in this illegal trade!

Arr, ye may be thinkin', "How in the seven seas did they find out?" Well, it be a media report that blew the sails off this scandalous tale. This report be sayin' that these Myanmar folks were offerin' their kidneys for organ transplants like some sort of body part bazaar. And wouldn't ye believe it, the Apollo hospital be gettin' caught up in this mess!

Now, I be thinkin' to meself, "Why would these lads and lasses be sellin' their kidneys in the first place?" Ah, the answer be simple, me mateys! They be doin' it for the gold, the doubloons, the shiny treasure! It be a sad tale, really. These poor souls be resortin' to such desperate measures to make a livin'.

But avast! The New Delhi city government be takin' this matter seriously, and they be investigatin' this Apollo hospital like a ferocious sea monster huntin' its prey. They be wantin' to get to the bottom of this kidney-tradin' business and put an end to it once and for all.

So, me hearties, let us hope that justice be served and these scurvy dogs be brought to justice. No more kidney tradin' on the high seas! Let this serve as a warnin' to all ye scallywags out there – ye can't be messin' with people's organs, or ye'll be facin' the wrath of the law!

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