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Arrr! Safe be the baby’s potion, even if yer mum’s a fancy lab rat! Avast, let ‘em sail smooth seas!

2024-10-11

Arrr matey! The word be out that givin’ the live rotavirus potion to wee ones of buxom lasses on them fancy biologics be a risk as low as Davy Jones’ locker! So fear not, ye scallywags, for them babes be safe as a treasure in a chest! Avast!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of medicine! It seems the clever landlubbers have found a treasure chest o' evidence, sayin' there be little peril in givin' the live rotavirus vaccine to wee babes born of mothers who be takin' those fancy biologics whilst they be with child. Arrr, that’s a jolly good news for all ye scallywags with inflammatory bowel disease!

Picture this: a shipload of mothers, sailin' through the stormy waters of preg-nancy, all the while keepin' their little ones safe from the rotavirus scourge. The wise sages at Medscape Medical News be shoutin' from the crow's nest, claimin' there be nary a risk in this vaccination adventure. Aye, it be a grand time for mothers to raise their goblets and cheer, for it seems they can protect their young'uns without sailin' into choppy waters!

So, me mateys, let us toast to science and its fine discoveries! Hoist the sails high, for the seas of medical wisdom are vast, and we be needin' all the knowledge we can gather to keep our crews safe and sound! Yarrr, may the winds o' good fortune blow fair upon ye!

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