The Booty Report

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"Arrr, matey! Aye, we be runnin' low on blood grog! Patient care be in a right pickle, har har!"

2024-07-30

Arrr, me hearties! Hospitals be in a right pickle, rushin' like scallywags for them precious blood culture bottles! Without 'em, how’ll we know what nasty beasts be plaguin' our crew? Aye, it be a fine mess indeed! — Medscape Medical News, ye scurvy dogs!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of ye olde hospitals and laboratories! These fine establishments be in a right pickle, scurrying about like scallywags in search of treasure, but alas, it be not gold they seek! Nay, it be blood culture bottles, those precious goblets vital for sniffin' out infections and settlin' on the proper potions for ailing sea-dogs!

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