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"Arrr! Aye, matey! Systemic sorcery might make ye need less of that brain-blastin' light magic!"

2024-10-02

Arrr, matey! A hearty crew of scallywags with brain barnacles might dodge the dreaded rays, but ye best choose 'em wisely, lest ye end up with a right mess! So says the wise scribes at Medscape, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales o’ the high seas of medicine! 'Tis been discovered that a goodly portion o’ scallywags with brain metastases might just dodge the dreaded radiotherapy! Aye, ye heard that right! But hold yer horses, for not all can skip this treacherous treatment. Nay, it be a matter o’ keen selection, like pickin' the ripest apples from the barrel!

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