"Avast! Time to swab the decks o' bias in our trusty medical gadgets, me hearties!"
2024-10-31
Arrr, me hearties! A new scroll from the wise folk at the National Academies be sayin’ that takin’ our sweet time with race-blind gadgets might be sinkin’ our ship of patient care! Avast, let’s hoist the sails and speed things up, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale to spin 'bout the state o' the seas of medicine! A new scroll from the wise folk at the National Academies o' Sciences, Engineering, and Medicine be warnin' us that the sluggish embrace o' race-neutral tools be a treacherous course, capable o' sinkin' the good ship Patient Care!Yarr, it seems that these fancy, race-neutral contraptions be like a compass gone awry, leadin' good sailors astray when it comes to treatin' the fine folk who be seekin' aid on the high seas o' health. If we keep draggin' our feet, we be riskin' outcomes that be as murky as a foggy night on the briny deep! The report be suggestin' that without swift action, we might be lettin' our crew down, and no pirate worth his salt would ever let that happen!
So, hoist the sails and set a course for inclusivity, lest we find our ship's hull riddled with holes, and our patients left to flounder like fish out of water! 'Tis time to embrace these tools with the fervor of a treasure hunt, for fair treatment be worth more than all the doubloons in the Caribbean! Arrr!