"Arrr! Smoke from the fiery beast be stirrin’ the noggin’, makin’ ye forget yer treasure maps, matey!"
2024-07-29
Arrr, matey! It be said that breathin' in that fiery cloud o' smoke raises yer chances o’ goin’ daft by a jolly 21%! Aye, a grand study be spillin' the beans! So, keep yer sails trimmed and yer nose clean, lest ye forget where ye buried the treasure!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale that’ll blow yer minds like a cannonball through a ship’s hull! It appears that the foul smoke o’ wildfires be doin' more than just makin' yer eyes water and yer throat scratchy. Nay, this here smoke be causin' an increase in the risk o’ dementia, a staggering 21% if ye can believe yer wooden legs! Aye, that be what the scallywags at Medscape Medical News be reportin’ from their grand study!