The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, new mateys be shiverin' their timbers over the lack o' booty after birthing a wee scallywag!

2024-11-05

Arrr, matey! Aye, 'tis said that two-thirds o’ lasses who’ve just popped a wee one be all in a tizzy 'bout their conjugal adventures! Avast, the seas o' romance be stormy indeed! <i>Medscape News UK</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' news that’ll tickle yer funny bones! It seems that a fine three-quarters of the lasses who’ve just popped out wee scallywags be feelin' as frustrated as a parrot in a storm when it comes to their lovin' ways. Aye, ye heard me right—66% of these fair maidens be declarin’ that their romantic escapades be more of a shipwreck than a grand adventure!

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