Ye scurvy dogs best be publishin' yer data, lest ye be messin' up the treatment recommendations! Arrr!
2024-05-22
Arrr, them German scallywags be demandin' all studies to be logged and all results to be made public! Aye, let's make sure no treasure be hidden from us mateys. Yarrr, we be keepin' a weather eye on ye, ye sneaky scientists!
"Arr, me hearties! Them German experts be demandin' all studies to be registered and all results to be published! Aye, they be wantin' no more of them secret studies hidin' in the shadows. They be wantin' all the loot on the table for all to see! If ye be conductin' a study, ye best be registerin' it, or else ye be walkin' the plank! And if ye be findin' any treasure in yer study, ye best be sharin' it with the world, or else ye be facin' the wrath of the academic scallywags! Them German experts be raisin' the Jolly Roger and callin' for transparency in all scientific endeavors. So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there - if ye be doin' research, ye best be playin' by the rules, or ye be meetin' Davy Jones' locker! Fair winds and followin' seas to all who be seekin' the truth in science!"