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2023-12-02

Avast ye scallywags! Though these mystical tools be barely sprouting, we must needs muster 'em to better the fate of our ailing mateys. Arrr! <i>Medscape Medical News</i>

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, the scurvy dogs be tellin' us that although these fancy-schmancy tools to predict disease progression be in their infancy, they be mighty important for makin' sure the patients don't end up sleepin' with the fishes, if ye catch me drift.

Ahoy, me mateys! This be comin' from Medscape, the fine bunch o' lads who be bringin' us this news. They be sayin' that these tools, like a trusty compass in the treacherous sea of medicine, be showin' us who be at risk of gettin' worse from their diseases. Arrr, it be like spyin' a hidden island on the horizon!

Now, ye might be wonderin' why these tools be so important. Well, lads and lasses, it be simple as findin' a buried treasure. By knowin' who be at risk, the doctors and surgeons can give 'em the proper treatment and keep 'em sailin' on the right course. No need for scallywags to be gettin' worse when there be a way to prevent it!

But don't be thinkin' that these tools be perfect, me hearties. They be as imperfect as a pirate's teeth. They still be in their wee early days, learnin' the ropes and findin' their sea legs. But if we give 'em time and a bottle of rum, they be growin' into somethin' mighty useful, mark me words!

So, me fellow buccaneers, let's raise a tankard to these predictive tools! May they grow stronger and smarter with each passing tide. And in the end, may they be the key to savin' lives and sendin' diseases to Davy Jones' locker!

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