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"Arrr! Pembrolizumab and that fancy CCRT be makin’ landlubbers live longer, matey!"

2024-09-17

Ahoy, me hearties! In a grand ol' gamble, lasses with wicked cervical cancer were tossed into the sea o' chance, takin' either the magic potion pembrolizumab or naught but a lump of seaweed, all while fightin' the landlubber with the usual cannon fire of chemoradiotherapy! Aye, 'twas a curious voyage!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of medicine! In a grand experiment, brave souls stricken with the foul curse of locally advanced cervical cancer were plundered into two bands. One crew hoisted the flag of pembrolizumab, a mighty warrior in the realm of treatments, whilst the other crew, less fortunate, set sail with a mere placebo—nay more than a phantom ship, I say!

These swashbucklers were not alone, for they be paired with the trusty old sea dogs of chemoradiotherapy, a fearsome duo known for their cannonades against the vile enemy known as cancer! The sailors of science, wise and cunning, randomized the lot to see which band would emerge victorious from the stormy seas of treatment.

With the winds of fate at their backs, the crew of pembrolizumab sought to conquer the darkness, whilst the placebo scallywags hoped for a miracle from the depths of Davy Jones’ locker! Only time will tell if the tides of fortune favor the brave, but one thing be certain—this voyage be fraught with peril and curiosity! So, raise a tankard, me hearties, and let’s toast to the brave souls fightin’ the good fight against the wicked scourge of cancer!

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