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Arrr matey, chartin' the treacherous waters of bowel woes for the old sea dogs with FIT tests!

2024-07-29

Arrr, me hearties! It be wise to set a cap’n on the ol’ sea dogs aged 75 and up fer checkin’ fer that dastardly colorectal cancer! Aye, better safe than sorry, lest ye find yerself walkin’ the plank! <i>MDedge News</i> be speakin’ true!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidin's of the ol’ gut troubles that plague the old sea dogs o’ age 75 and beyond! Aye, it seems the wise landlubbers in the world of medicine be suggestin' a clever stratagem for us salty sea captains: a risk-stratified upper age limit fer colorectal cancer scrutinizin'.

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