The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Aye, them surgical queues be longer than a sea serpent’s tail, makin’ landlubbers wait fer their fixin’!

2024-11-08

Arrr, me hearties! As the old sea dogs grow crusty and the plague be makin' scarce the bounty, the provinces be in a right pickle, scurrying to juggle their treasure chests o' gold! Aye, 'tis a merry mess, indeed!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! The seas be teemin' with scallywags demandin' more loot for their elder kin, and as luck be havin' it, a cursed pandemic be throwin' a wrench in our booty-chasin' plans!

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