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Arrr! Novo Nordisk be tossin' away them human insulin pens, slow like a slug on a stormy sea!

2024-11-14

Arrr, matey! Novo Nordisk be tossin' the ol' insulin pens overboard, sayin' they be spendin' a treasure chest o' doubloons to churn out more of that fine fat-fighter! Aye, it be a bonny shift for the scallywags tryin' to slim down! Avast!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the realm of Novo Nordisk, the crafty makers o' potions and elixirs! It seems they be hoisting anchor and settin’ sail away from the production of them human insulin pens, aye! This be no mere whim, but a grand plan to fill their coffers with doubloons as they invest billions to boost the makin’ of their plunderous obesity treatments! Arrr!

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