The Booty Report

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"Ye be seein’ the sad tale of young scallywags’ doom differin’ by color ‘mongst the landlubbers o’ America!"

2024-08-21

Arrr, matey! Ye see, the scallywags o' the study be showin’ a jolly ol’ tale of differences in the grim fate o’ Asian American lads and lasses! Aye, ‘tis a curious thing, as Medscape be tellin’ us. Who knew the seas o’ despair ran so deep?

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, for I've a tale of woe from the depths of the sea o' statistics. Aye, it seems the young scallywags of the Asian American crew be sufferin’ from a dark cloud hangin’ over their noggins, as research be revealin' disparities in the dreadfully grim rates of suicides amongst them! Arrr, it ain’t no treasure map, but it’s a call to heed the plight of these troubled souls.

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