The Booty Report

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"Arrr! FDA be snoopin’ on ye tampons fer sneaky lead and metal mischief, savvy? Keep yer booty safe!"

2024-09-12

Arrr mateys! The FDA be settin’ sail on a grand quest to uncover if them tampons be harborin’ heavy metals! Aye, ‘tis a curious voyage indeed, and we be awaitin’ the tales from the high seas of health! Avast, all ye who dare to menstruate!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the landlubbers of the FDA, who be investigatin' the curious case of tampons and their dastardly dealings with heavy metals! Aye, it be true! Just this Tuesday, the good folk announced they be settin' sail on a quest to uncover the secrets hidden within these cotton contraptions.

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