Arrr, matey! 'Tis safe to blast the bosom with mini rays for a fine rebuildin' of the treasure!
2024-10-02
Arrr, me hearties! A mighty big trial o' swabs showed naught but a fishy tale—no change in the fate of the cancered souls nor the patchin' up o’ their chests with speedy cannon blasts o’ light after the ol' breast hackin’. Aye, 'tis just another sea of nonsense!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the realm of the healing arts! A grand study, as vast as the seven seas, hath set sail upon a quest to uncover the secrets of oncology after a fair maiden's breast be cut adrift. Aye, they be callin’ it a “large randomized trial,” a fancy term for a right good rummaging through the data treasure chest!Now, ye may wonder, what be the treasure revealed? Well, blow me down! They found nary a difference in the outcomes of the sickly swabs nor the complications of reconstruction when using those speedy radiation regimens after the mastectomy. It be as if a ship’s crew tried to sail faster, only to find the seas be just as stormy, no matter how much sail they hoisted!
So raise yer tankards, me hearties! For the good folk in the land of Medscape Medical News be tellin’ us that the quest for better health be still afoot, but as of now, the swift approach be no better than a leisurely sail across the horizon. Here’s to more discoveries on the horizon, and may the winds be ever in yer favor! Yarrr!