Arrr, the aspirin trial be like a ship lost at sea—no treasure found in the CRC waters!
2024-09-18
Arrr, matey! Those scallywags in white coats be comparin' the fates o’ landlubbers with stage II/III colon cancer takin' their trusty aspirin 'gainst those poor souls swallowin' sugar pills! Avast, what a jolly study, ye thinkin’ pirates be fightin’ cancer with yer trusty rum instead! Har har!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of medicine, where brave souls with stage II and III colon cancer be caught in a battle betwixt the mighty aspirin and the treacherous placebo.