The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Young and old be finishin' FIT just the same, matey! No treasure lost in age, I say!"

2024-10-29

Arrr, savvy mateys! Fresh spoils o' data be showin' that both young scallywags and old sea dogs be conquerin' the dreaded FIT test at the same rate! Aye, it be a fine treasure, supportin' poop-based screening fer the wee lads and lasses! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be sayin' so!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye news from the realm of the landlubbers and their fancy doodads! Fresh data be risin’ from the depths, showin' that both young swabs and old sea dogs be completin’ their FITs—aye, that’s fecal immunochemical tests, fer those not in the know—at the same jolly rates. Arrr! Be it a miracle or just good luck o' the tides, I say!

This here intel be suggestin’ that even the wee lads and lasses should be settin’ sail on the sea of stool-based CRC screening as their first stop! Aye, 'tis a grand notion to catch that nasty beast called colorectal cancer before it can feast on yer innards. So, whether ye be an old salt or just a sprightly lubber, it seems the ol’ poop test be a worthy venture for all hands on deck!

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