Yarrr, me hearties! Found a way to get the scallywag stones a-rollin' in the office! Shiver me timbers!
2024-05-04
Arrr me hearties, 'tis said thar be a new contraption that be makin' them kidney stones walk the plank! No scurvy relapse be in sight, says this here study. Aye, me trusty Medscape be bringin' news of this wondrous device! Aye aye!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The latest news be tellin' us of a fancy new contraption called an ultrasound device that be helpin' to blast them pesky kidney stones right out o' yer bladder! Aye, 'tis a mighty fine invention indeed!According to the Medscape Medical News, this here ultrasound device be doin' wonders in preventin' them kidney stones from comin' back for a round two. No more sufferin' in agony, me mateys! With this new technology, ye can be restin' easy knowin' yer kidneys be free from them cursed stones!
So next time ye be feelin' a sharp pain in yer side, fear not, me hearties! Just head on over to the nearest doctor who has this ultrasound device, and they'll have ye fixed up in no time! No need to be drinkin' grog and hopin' for the best anymore!