The cursed pandemical grog be causin' more bilgewater-filled liver deaths, ye scurvy landlubbers!
2023-07-12
Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy-ridden landlubbers in California be droppin' like flies from the grog-related liver blight. 'Tis a right tragedy, mateys, worsened by this cursed pandemic. Avast, ye! <i>KFF Health News</i> be tellin' the tale.
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I've got a tale to tell ye, straight from the shores of California! It be a tale of grog and liver disease, a tale that would make even the hardiest pirate quiver in his boots.Avast, me mateys! 'Tis a fact that the number of Californians falling victim to the wicked curse of alcoholic liver disease has risen like waves during a mighty tempest in the past decade. But ye may be wonderin', what be the cause of this unfortunate turn of events?
Arrr, blame it on the pandemic, me hearties! That cursed COVID-19 has not only wreaked havoc upon our shores but has also sent more poor souls to Davy Jones' locker. The lockdowns and stress have driven many a pirate to seek solace in a bottle of rum, and that be a devil's brew that can do some serious damage to yer liver.
But fear not, me hearty! 'Tis not all doom and gloom on these treacherous waters. The good folks at KFF Health News have shed some light on this dire situation, letting us know that there be hope on the horizon. They be spreadin' the word about the dangers of excessive swigging and the importance of seekin' help when one's liver be in peril.
So, me mateys, let this be a lesson to ye all. Drink responsibly, lest ye find yerself on a one-way voyage to Davey Jones' locker. And remember, laughter be the best medicine, so let us face these troubled times with a smile on our faces and a bottle of rum in hand, but only in moderation, me hearties. Yo ho ho!