"Trump be handin’ the Medicare and Medicaid helm to Dr. Oz! Arrr, a shipshape choice or a scallywag's folly?"
2024-11-19
Arrr, matey! President-elect Trump be settin' sail to name Dr. Oz as the captain o’ Medicare and Medicaid seas! Hoist yer flags high, fer this swab’s about to chart a course through the health waters! Avast, me hearties, it be a wild ride ahead!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the landlubber realms of politics! Yer soon-to-be captain, one Donald J. Trump, be settin' his sights on a curious matey to helm the good ship CMS, known for chartin' the treacherous waters of Medicare and Medicaid. Aye, that be none other than the good doctor, Mehmet Oz!This here Oz, a surgeon of some repute, be known more for his fancy talkin’ on the magic box than for swingin’ a cutlass! Why, some say he be a wizard in the realm of health, conjurin’ up remedies and potions like a true alchemist! But can he navigate the stormy seas of healthcare? Aye, only the tides will tell!
Now, ye might think 'tis a strange choice, like pickin’ a landlubber to sail the seven seas! But fear not! For Trump be known for his wild and wily ways, settin’ the ship on a course charted by the stars of his own makin’, and who knows what treasure might lie ahead! So raise yer tankards and let’s toast to this swashbucklin’ adventure in the world of medicine, where ye never know what strange creatures ye might encounter!