The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, me hearties! Aye, what be the scoop on that green treasure for sailors strugglin' with the dread disease?"

2024-10-22

Avast, mateys! Many a landlubber stricken by the cruel sea of cancer be seekin' the green herb for their woes, yet few dare parley with the ship's doc. The ASCO crew be sayin’, 'Make it a jolly chat!' Yarrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout those scallywags strugglin' with the dreaded scourge known as cancer. Aye, it seems many a poor soul be seekin' the green treasure known as cannabis to ease their woes, yet precious few be havin' the gumption to parley with their ship's doc 'bout it. What a travesty, I say!

Now, the wise folks at the ASCO—those landlubbers with their fancy guidelines—be suggestin' that chat about this herbal remedy be as common as a parrot on a pirate's shoulder. Aye, they reckon it should be as routine as countin' yer doubloons after a successful plunder!

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