The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Even after parleyin’, the US be shellin’ out doubloons for potions, as if gold be growin’ on trees!

2024-09-03

Arrr, matey! The U.S. landlubbers be haggling for potions, yet they still be payin’ more than a scallywag's ransom! Some be five times what the pill-peddlers promised! Aye, it be a right merry tale of high seas thievery, I say!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about them landlubbers in the U.S. government makin’ their first foray into the treacherous waters of negotiatin’ prices for them potions ye call prescription drugs. Aye, ye heard me right! The scallywags be tryin’ to haggle, but blow me down, the prices still be higher than a crow’s nest on a stormy night!

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