Arrr, Montana's treasure chest be lighter by $10.8M for swindlin' with cancer tales, savvy?
2024-09-12
Arrr, matey! Seems ol' Thomas Weiner, a healer of the dreaded cancer, be caught overcharging the crown and dishing out too many potions! A civil suit be brewin', so let’s see if he be walkin' the plank or findin’ a treasure chest! Har har!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round for a tale as twisted as a ship’s rigging! Our ol' matey, oncologist Thomas Weiner, once sailin' the seas of medicine, now finds himself in a tempest o' troubles! A civil suit be hoistin' its sails against him, claimin' he be bilkin' the government for gold doubloons by overbillin' fer cancer services. A right scallywag, if ye ask me!But that’s not all, me buccaneers! This scoundrel be accused of prescribin’ more potions than a pirate be havin’ rum at a tavern! Overprescribin’ medications, they say, as if he be tryin' to turn every patient into a walkin’ pharmacy! Why, it’s enough to make a parrot squawk!
So here we be, laughin’ at the folly of this former shipmate, who thought he could sail the high seas of oncology without fear o' the law. Aye, the winds of justice be blowin’ fierce, and the kraken of accountability be lurkin' in the depths, ready to drag him down to Davy Jones’ locker if he ain't careful. Raise a mug to the folly of those who think they can cheat the system, for the sea always be demandin’ its due!