The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Dirty air be makin’ the wee ones want to jump ship early, savvy?"

2024-11-15

Arrr, me hearties! If a lass be breathin' in too much fine dust while carryin' a wee pirate, she be likelier to pop that scallywag out early! Blame the gold or the stormy seas, savvy? Aye, 'tis a treacherous voyage! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be tellin' the tale!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the perilous seas of motherhood! Yarr, it seems that our fine lasses, when carryin' a wee lad or lass in their bellies, be sailin' into treacherous waters filled with tiny, pesky particles! Aye, these fine particulate matters be causin' quite the ruckus, makin' it more likely for our fair maidens to give birth before the time be ripe!

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