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Arrr, matey! Aye, feastin' like a scallywag be shunned, fer it might just mend yer leaky kidney!

2024-11-04

Arrr, matey! A hearty diet be workin' wonders for them scallywag kidneys, both in the beasties and a wee crew of landlubber patients! Avast, the cure be in the grub, say the wise folk at Medscape Medical News! Aye, let’s feast to good health, or walk the plank!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring tidings o’ a wondrous cure fer them kidneys that be feelin’ as bloated as a cannonball! A fine dietary intervention, they says, has worked its magic on beasties in the lab and on a handful o’ scallywags sufferin’ from chronic kidney woes! Aye, it be true!

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