The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! American sea lasses be seekin' treasure maps to booty-free havin' instead of the ol' ship's provisions!

2024-10-21

Arrr matey! Aye, it be reported that over half o’ the landlubbers usin’ contraptions preferin’ the secretive ways o’ the sea, rather than sittin’ face-to-face with the land docs. Ho ho! Even pirates be seekin' their treasures elsewhere! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the land lubbers of the US, where the lassies and lads be findin' their own clever ways to prevent the fruit o' the loins! It seems that more than half o' the fine folk dabblin' in contraception be settlin' for alternatives over the good ol' fashioned in-person care. Aye, they be swappin’ the doctor’s office for a treasure chest o’ options!

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