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Arrr! Tirzepatide be makin' heart troubles walk the plank in those hefty landlubbers with HFpEF, ho ho!

2024-11-16

Arrr matey! SUMMT be revealin’ a wonderous potion that tames the wild beast of heart failure in scallywags with plumpness and strong-heartedness! Aye, 'tis a grand day for the crew of healthy hearts! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be singin’ the tune of triumph!

Ahoy, me hearty! Gather 'round, fer I've got a tale from the realm of medicine, where the scallywags of science be makin' waves! A crew o' clever landlubbers known as SUMMT hath struck gold, revealin' that a potion, nay just any ol' swill, can keep the heart o' the weary sailors in fine shape, even those with a few extra pounds aboard!

Yarr, ye heard right! This magical elixir, proven to fend off the cruel grip of major heart failure, be a boon fer those with a heart that still beats strong despite the treacherous tides of ejection fraction and obesity. It be like findin' a treasure map that leads straight to the fountain of health! Aye, the good folks at Medscape be singin' praises about this breakthrough, proclaiming it a fine catch indeed.

So, raise yer tankards high and toast to the brave souls who toil in the laboratories and ships o' research! With a hearty laugh and a jolly good spirit, let us celebrate this wondrous discovery that may keep many a pirate and landlubber alike from walkin' the plank of heart trouble. Yo ho, let the beatin’ hearts sail on! Arrr!

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