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Arrr! The FDA be givin’ the thumbs-up to a fancy new treasure map for searchin’ colon critters! Avast!

2024-10-04

Arrr, matey! In the fine crew of average scallywags, Cologuard Plus be spottin' 95% of those dastardly CRC beasts and 43% of the sneaky precancerous critters, all while keepin' 94% true to the cause! Aye, that BLUE-C trial be a treasure map for health!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a mighty fine contraption called Cologuard Plus. In the great waters of medical trials, specifically the BLUE-C voyage, this treasure revealed its powers to spot the mischievous foe known as colorectal cancer (CRC). With a keen eye, it snared 95 out of every 100 rascals that dared to be CRC, makin' it a worthy mate for any landlubber worryin' 'bout their gut! Aye, but it be not without its shortcomings, as it only caught 43 out of 100 sneak-thief advanced precancerous lesions.

But fret not, for this contraption be boastin' a 94% specificity, which means it can tell yer good health from the scallywags of disease most of the time! Just picture a ship sailin' through the fog, spyglass in hand, seekin’ out the danger lurking beneath the waves. With Cologuard Plus at yer side, ye can sail the seas of health with a bit more confidence. So hoist the sails and give a hearty cheer for the marvels of modern medicine! For those average-risk buccaneers out there, this be a tool worth considerin' to keep yer shipshape and Bristol fashion! Arrr!

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