"Arrr matey! Keep yer young scallywags safe from the devil’s brew—no opioids on the high seas for 'em!"
2024-09-30
Arrr, matey! The AAP be layin' down new charts fer prescribin' them fancy opioids to wee scallywags sufferin' acute pain! They be givin' the healers a proper map to navigate these treacherous waters! Avast, let the pain be vanquished, but keep yer wits about ye!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale o’ the high seas of medicine! The goodly scallywags at the American Academy of Pediatrics be hoistin' a new Jolly Roger in the realm of prescriptions for our wee landlubbers sufferin' from acute pain. Aye, they be hatched a set o’ guidelines fer how to wield the mighty opioid—a treasure not to be taken lightly!These here guidelines be givin' our ship’s doctors a trusty compass to navigate the choppy waters of pain relief fer the littlest crew members. No more blindfolded guessin' like a lost buccaneer! With these new rules, clinicians can chart a proper course, makin’ sure the young’uns get the relief they deserve without endin’ up in Davy Jones’ locker o’ addiction.
So, me hearties, let us toast to the brave souls in white coats who be lookin’ out for the young swabs! May they hoist the sails of caution and steer clear of the treacherous reefs of over-prescription. For what be a pirate without a hearty laugh and a fair dose of responsibility? Raise yer tankards high, and let’s celebrate this newfound treasure of wisdom in the realm of pediatric care!