The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! In every port o' the US, one in five landlubbers be sportin' a belly like a treasure chest!

2024-09-13

Arrr, matey! In 23 ports, over a third o' the landlubbers be as round as a cannonball, clockin' in at 35%! Aye, even the sea biscuits be wonderin' why they can’t find their toes! Ye best be watchin’ yer rum rations! Avast!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of the landlubbers, for in 23 states o’ this fine realm, more than one in three souls be carryin' a belly bigger than a ship's cannonball! Aye, ye heard me right—35% of 'em be sportin' the fine art o' obesity! Arrr!

Read the Original Article