The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr matey, in the landlubber’s doc's office, they be knowin' less 'bout fatness than a cat knows 'bout the sea!"

2024-11-06

Arrr, a scallywag survey be showin’ that not all sea dogs in the safety net hospital be savvy with the art o’ taming the bulgin’ belly! Some be feelin’ as lost as a parrot in a storm! Hoist the sails o’ knowledge, ye landlubbers!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the realm of medicinal seas. It be said that a crew of landlubber healers at a safety net hospital conducted a survey, and what did they discover? That not all of 'em be savvy in the grand art of obesity care! Blimey!

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