"Arrr! A mighty tempest be brewin', sendin' the Heart Failure Crew scurrying, meetin' sunk like a ship! Har har!"
2024-09-27
Arrr, mateys! The Heart Failure Society be shuttin' down their grand meetin' in Atlanta, what was to kick off today, thanks to that scallywag Hurricane Helene blowin' in! Aye, the seas be too rough for heart chatter, so we’ll be castin’ our nets elsewhere!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring tidings from the realm of heart wizards! The Heart Failure Society of America, those fine swabs of cardiac knowledge, had planned to hoist the sails and set course for a grand scientific gathering in the fair city of Atlanta. But alas! The wretched Hurricane Helene be blowin’ in like a scurvy sea beast, causin’ the goodly society to scuttle their plans and cancel the grand shindig!Yarr, ‘tis a shame, fer the learned folk were to share tales of thumpin' hearts and pumpin' blood, all while enjoyin' a fine grog, I reckon. Yet, in the face of this tempestuous weather, they’ve shown wisdom akin to a cunning captain avoidin’ a rocky shoal. Better safe anchored in port than tossed about like a ragged sail in a storm, I say!
So raise yer tankards high—though the conference may be lost to the winds, the spirit of knowledge be undaunted! Let’s hope the winds calm and the skies clear, so these heart-savvy sailors can regroup and chart a new course for learnin’. Fair winds and followin' seas to ye all, till we meet again on calmer shores!