The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Twice a year, we be changin' the clocks, and it be causin' more mess than a shipwreck in a storm!"

2024-11-01

Arrr, matey! A wise landlubber from the University o' Calgary be sayin' that settin' our clocks to standard time all year might help us scallywags get our beauty sleep! Aye, who wouldn’t want to rise and shine like a fine treasure at dawn? Ha!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubbers at the University o' Calgary! A learned professor there be spoutin' wisdom about the clockin' o' time, sayin' that stickin' to a single standard time all year long could keep the scallywags in shipshape sleepin' rhythms.

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