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Arrr, matey! Lackin' ye sleep in yer prime makes yer noggin age faster than a ship in a storm!

2024-10-30

Arrr, matey! A new tale be spun, sayin’ that restless nights in yer early middle years be makin’ yer noggin age like a fine rum! So, keep yer eye on the horizon and catch some Z’s, lest ye be a landlubber with a creaky brain! ⚓️🧠

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of slumber woes plaguin’ the fine folk o’ early midlife! A recent study, as revealed by the scallywags at Medscape Medical News, be showin’ that those who toss and turn like a ship in a storm be hastenin’ their brain’s journey to the great beyond o’ old age!

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