The Booty Report

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"Yarr matey! Tame these six scallywag risks to send CKD to Davy Jones’ locker in the land of fat!"

2024-09-18

Arrr! Taming the wild beasts o' risk made the threat o' chronic kidney troubles vanish like a ghost ship! Those heavyweights be as safe as a parrot on a sturdy shoulder, comparin' to the nimble sailors o' normal weight! Avast, me hearties! - Medscape Medical News!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of risks and renal woes! It be said that those scallywags burdened with a belly full o' blubber be at risk fer chronic kidney disease, slumping over like a ship with a hole in its hull. But nay fear, for it be revealed that takin' control o' those pesky risk factors can turn the tide! Aye, it be like patchin’ up a leaky ship—fixin' what be broken!

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