Arrr, matey! Clinicians be squawkin' like parakeets 'bout Alberta's cheeky new sex ed policy, aye!
2024-09-17
Arrr, matey! If ye be makin' parents choose to teach the young'uns about the birds and the bees, ye be settin' 'em adrift on a sea o' infections and heartbreak! Clinicians be warnin' us, savvy? Let 'em learn or face the stormy seas o' youth!
Ahoy mateys! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the curious matter of teachin’ young scallywags 'bout the birds and the bees. Aye, it be said that makin’ the parents give a hearty “aye” before the wee ones learn the secrets of the flesh could lead to more trouble than a ship full o’ grog! Clinicians, them learned folk, be warnin’ us that if the young’uns be left in the dark, they may end up with more than just a sore back from swabbin’ the deck!Ye see, without proper knowledge, these teenagers may find themselves catchin’ more than just a glimpse o’ the horizon. Aye, we be talkin’ about those pesky little critters called sexually transmitted infections. And what of their hearts, ye ask? If they be all confused and flustered, it could lead to emotional storms fiercer than a tempest at sea!