The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! EMA be givin' a thumbs up to Gohibic fer them pesky ARDS troubles from that scallywag SARS-CoV-2!"

2024-11-15

Avast, matey! 'Tis been advised to wield the magic needle of immunosuppression, but only when the seas be stormy! Aye, heed the call of the wise Medscape, lest ye find yerself in a right pickle! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most curious! 'Tis whispered amongst the scallywags of the high seas that the use o’ that fancy immunosuppressant injection be advised only in times of dire need, when the stars be alignin’ in a most peculiar fashion!

Now, ye may be wonderin’, what in Davy Jones’ locker be an immunosuppressant, ye ask? Aye, it be a potion to weaken the body’s defenses, like sendin’ a ship to battle with naught but a parrot for a crew! It be good for the ill and weary who be needin’ a hand from the devil to keep their ailments at bay, but ye best be cautious, lest ye find yerself swimmin’ with the fishes!

In the grand world of medicine, they say this potion be recommended under exceptional circumstances—like findin’ a treasure map that leads to a chest o’ gold! So, me hearties, steer clear of this sorcery unless ye be in a right pickle, for it be a slippery slope, indeed! Aye, trust in the wisdom of the sea’s finest healers when they speak of such matters, lest ye end up with barnacles on yer backside!

Raise a tankard to health, and may the winds favor yer sails—just don’t be lettin’ those injections become yer regular grog!

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