The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Blimey! Those wacky potions be makin’ yer noggin’ go all wonky, arrr! Risky biz for the daft!"

2024-11-13

Arrr, matey! A hefty study be sayin’ if ye be dabblin’ in the magic herbs, ye be 21 times more likely to be seein’ mermaids in the moonlight! Best steer clear o’ the hallucinogens lest ye end up in Davy Jones’ mind! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a curious findin’ from the landlubbers of the medical realm! A mighty study, as vast as the seven seas, be tellin’ us that when scallywags indulge in hallucinogens, they be risin’ their chances of bein’ touched by the madness of the schizophrenia beast by a staggering 21-fold! Blimey, that be a number fit to make a pirate’s head spin faster than a whirlpool!

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