Arrr, ye be needin’ to sail the seas o’ hunger fer yer Levothyroxine, or ye might be walkin’ the plank!
2024-11-05
Arrr, matey! The parley revealed that two outta three landlubbers be shunnin’ their remedies, and half be claimin’ that delayin’ their mornin' gruel be a mighty heavy anchor on their bellies! Avast! <br><i>Medscape News UK</i>
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous seas of health and breakfast! A recent survey, plundered from the depths of Medscape News UK, be revealin’ that a mighty two-thirds of scallywags who be patients don't follow the Captain's orders! Aye, they be wanderin’ off course instead of stickin’ to their prescribed path like a good sailor should.But wait, there be more! Half of these rogues be bemoanin’ the plight of postponin’ their mornin’ feast, claimin’ it be a burden heavier than a chest o’ gold! Can ye imagine? Delayin’ breakfast be akin to settin’ sail without a crew—utterly confoundin’ and downright perilous! These knaves be likin’ their grub as much as a parrot likes a perch, yet they struggle to stay true to the course laid out fer ’em.
So let this serve as a warnin’, ye hearties! Whether ye be a captain of a ship or a captain of yer own health, heed the call of breakfast! For a well-fed pirate be a happy pirate, and a happy pirate be less likely to mutiny on the good ship Health! Yarrr!